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40+ Christian Pick Up Lines

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Being a single father, I thought I would share some Christian Pick Up Lines. I got inspired from Ed Newton (@ed_newton), a guest speaker at Xtreme Winter 2013. Ed Newton shared two of them, which are below.

1. Your name must be Grace, because you are Amazing.

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2. I have read the book of Numbers in the Bible, but I realized I don’t have yours.

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After hearing these two, I figured I would do some research and find what other people are sharing and using. I hope you enjoy these Christian Pick Up Lines.

#ChristianPickUpLines on Twitter

I searched on Twitter using hashtag #ChristianPickUpLines I didn’t use them all but I shared with some I thought were funny or good. Feel free to follow those who tweeted these as well. Of course some repeated by other Twitter users. Here is a huge list of Christian Pick Up Lines …

1. If I call you Solomon, you gonna memorize his songs? Rachel

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2. Is it hot in here or is it just the Holy Spirit burning inside you. @heidikrauss_

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3. Just call me Pharaoh because I won’t let you go! @christianfunnyp

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4. So I heard you’re looking for your knight in shining armor. Well I happen to be wearing the full armor of God. @Baptized_Baller

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5. Hey girl, I heard Jesus called you, you mind if I do the same? @dandra_schram

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6. Hey girl, you really are a fisher of men cause baby you just reeled me in. @bjblackburn1

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7. Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single. @PraiseYourName

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8. I’d give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus, so you can have my number instead. @christianfunnyp

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9. You remind me of David and his slingshot because you’re a knockout. @christianfunnyp

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10. Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of the things I’ve hoped for. @RichDeMoss

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11. I now know why Solomon had over 700 wives. He never met you. @JordanKranda

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12. Girl: Is this seat saved? Boy: No. But I am. @christianfunnyp

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13. You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes, we might just be a miracle. @AJesus_Freak

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14. I would say God bless you but it looks like He already has. @WeLiftYourName

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15. Hey girl, I think one of your ribs belong to me. @B___Bo

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16. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. @_JesusDied4u

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17. Hi, my name’s will. God’s will. @OneGirlAfterGod

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18. Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts! @bjblackburn1

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19. Ecclesiastics 3:11 says God has made everything beautiful in its own time… So, I guess your time @Christian_Gents

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20. Since I love God and… You love God….We should love each other. @Christianpickup

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21. You make me feel like Samson with his hair cut off: weak in the knees. @Christianpickup

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22. Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. But do you wanna pray with me? And hold hands maybe? @christianfunnyp

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23. Are you saved? Cuz I’d like to spend eternity with you. @BeautifulDiscip

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24. I was in my prayer closet when the lord showed me your face…. I’m your Boaz. @Piper_Jones

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25. ou put the stud in bible study. @TweetsEncourage

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26. I was wondering if you would walk to the altar with me … lets hold hands though. @_ShalmalJaphO

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27. Obviously you’ve never had lamb’s blood smeared over your face, because I simply cannot pass over you. @VickiRachHesk

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28. You know the story of Jericho? How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? @paulkos

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29. The Love of money is the root of all evil so u need a broke man like me. @g1orydotcom

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30. An egg for you and an egg for me so we can be equally yoked. @JustCAE

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31. You’re proof that evolution is false cause it would take all eternity for someone to get as good looking as you! @FreeToLaughNow

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32. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.” @B3cCaAnN

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33. Oh I’m sorry. I was just admiring God’s creation @JesusSplasher

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34. Hey girl – is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for. @johnwylie

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35. Is it a sin that you stole my heart? @TrevorGrady_

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36. I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents. Saved. @TrevorGrady_

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37. I like my girls the same way I like my Bibles … Fully covered (Modesty) @summahlynne

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38. Hey girl do you need to build an ark? Because I Noah guy! @njdeboer38

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39. Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for. @gangsterrific24

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40. 1st Corinthians Chapter 13 is really a prophesy about me and you. @baptistmemes

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41. I never believed in predestination until now. @CSLCHSnMore

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Closing

I did omit the ones that are not appropriate too!

Do you any more Christian Pick Up Lines that I can add? Feel free to share it in the comments below. Thanks!

Check back often as I plan to add more as time goes on!

Coming soon! Christian Break Up Lines

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First published January 10, 2014. Republished with additions on February 13, 2019.

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