I am Joel the Brave and I am not a black cat, but I am a Pink Panther Covered In Magical Coal Dust. Kind of like how the dalmatian puppies in 101 Dalmatians covered them self in coal dust to look like Labradors. However, my coal dust I am covered in is permanent. That means it won’t come off!
The Calico Princess
My name is Princess Lillybug Juliet Patterson. Note the Princess part! That means I am the Calico Princess aka Royalty! Just saying!
We built this kitty
We built this kitty to the tune of We Built This City by Starship. We built this kitty on Meow ‘N Row. That is all of the lyrics I can come up with for a cat at this time. Meow Maybe I should start a band or just go out singing solo. The Joel the Brave Band. The next hot cat band. All the lady cats will say … Meeeooow!
We Both Are In Charge
There is only a few days a year where we both are in charge on the same day.
Feeding my String
I, Joel the Brave, like to feed my string. I will fetch my string and bring it to my food bowl, so it can eat too.
Letting the cat out of the bag is far easier than putting it back in.
Letting the cat out of the bag is far easier than putting it back in – This is a true statement. It is very hard to put a cat in a bag, than to take him out of the bag.
He’s Just A Purr Boy
He’s Just a Purr Boy – parody from the song Bohemian Rhapsody Song by Queen.
World Spay Day
World Spay Day A day to remind you to spay or neuter your pets. #WorldSpayDay #SpayDay World Spay Day Held annually on the last Tuesday of February. In 2019, that’s February 26.
Joel the Brave, Large and in Charge
My name is Joel the Brave and I am Large and In Charge! Well, I am in charge on odd numbered days.
Tried to Take Over the World
Tried to Take Over the World – I tried to take over the world and wasn’t successful. I was trying to take over the world so that all cat treats would come to me. But, I was stopped by two smart lab mice. Tried to Take Over the World
Became a Family
One year ago we all Became a Family. I got a sister, Lilly Bug. Plus a hooman dad. That is because my momma hooman married my now daddy hooman. He had a cat, my sister. So happy Anniversary to all of us.
Love Your Pet Day
Love your Pet Day – Wait you hoomans need a day to remind you to love your pet? We pets don’t need a day, we always love you.
I Want to Draw a Cat For You
I Want to Draw a Cat For You – a cool idea of this one guy who wants to draw a cat for you. I saw him on this show called Shark Tank where he went before several investors for his business to draw cats for people.
Storybook Staring your Pet
Storybook Staring your Pet – That is right! Submit a photo of your pet and this place will create a storybook about your pet.
My Gotcha Day
My Gotcha Day- In 2015, I, Lilly Bug, came into my furever home with the Patterson’s. I was at the Jefferson County Humane Society.
Cat Bible Memes
Cat Bible Memes – Use your own photos of yourself or your cats or pets etc to create your own Bible Memes!