10 Hiss-Terrical Cat Jokes

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10 Hiss-Terrical Cat Jokes

Below is a list of 10 Hiss-Terrical cat jokes. Hiss-Terrical as in hysterical,  being funny. Just using a play on words since we are a cat blog.

1. Who delivers presents to cats?
   • Santa Claws
2. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Kitten.
   Kitten, who?
   Quit kitten around and open the door!
3. What do you call a cat that bowls?
   • An alley cat!
4. What’s a cat’s favorite color?
   • Purple
5. What do you call a dishonest African cat?
   • A “lyin’ cub.”
6. What do you get when you cross an angry cat with a famous painter?
   • Clawed Monet!
7. What do cats say when they get hurt?
   • Meowch
8. Where do cats write down their notes?
   • On scratch paper!
9. Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
   • Because of it’s bark.
10. What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
    • A “sourpuss.”

Do you know any more cat jokes?

If you know any more hiss-terical cat jokes please feel free to share them in the comments below.

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Lilly Bug

I’m Lilly Bug, a female calico cat / tortoiseshell cat  living in Jefferson City, TN and I want to share my adventures with you. Plus, I share other cat information too. I live with my daddy hooman, Steve and my momma hooman Heather. Plus let’s not forget my brother cat, Joel the Brave. Plus my younger sister, MissPrints. I am part of 2 Cats and a Blog that now blog here on Courageous Christian Father, the blog my dadda hooman does.

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